| Baby did a bad, bad thing... |
[ November 26th, 2009 | 1:23am ] |
BADUMP DUM. I don't know why that song's in my head lol. ANYWAYS BESIDES THE POINT. I came here for this:
Jessica says:
The Death Eaters gasped, and a thicket of wands came up to point at the flabbergasted Boy Who Lived But Not For Much Longer.
amber says:
why did my mind turn to porn
and
penis' pointing at harry
and a group wank session at the death eaters camp
*facepalm*
Jessica says:
LMFAO!!!!!!!
amber says:
What is WRONG with me rofl
Jessica says:
No idea dear. None whatsoever.
amber says:
Evidently, now I just imagine a petrified Harry standing in a circle of manpoles.
Jessica says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
manpoles.
AWESOME
amber says:
MANPOOOOOOOOLES
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| "What about you, Jack, you still sucking fairy cock left and right?" |
[ November 25th, 2009 | 3:56am ] |
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4 brothers....for the fourth time |
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Pretty much the truth.. Man why don't I have Four Brothers icons, I should. I love this movie.
In other news....
Jackie see's what you did thar. *nod* (omfgcutestsceneever the part this is from, where Jack is sitting in the back seat singing to himself. "That's him....THSKTGHJD THAT'S HIM")
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| Too Lazy For A LJ Cut |
[ November 24th, 2009 | 2:55pm ] |
I'm thinking of calling them 'The Heartbreak Series' lol.
ALSO GAWDDAMNIT COURTNEY JACK DOESN'T DIE AT THE END OF FOUR BROTHERS BECAUSE I FRIGGEN SAY SO D8
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| I wish people liked my art.... |
[ November 24th, 2009 | 3:17am ] |
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Oh My My - Ringo Starr |
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....but they don't, so I post it for myself instead! XD ps I have to pee.
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| Sometimes I just can't sleep at night... |
[ November 22nd, 2009 | 3:18am ] |
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Say, say, saaaaaay -Maccatack & Lil Michael! |
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Interesting Things the happened Today:
- Mom bought me some stuff. Laundry hamper, frying pans....you know. Stuff like things.
- I got bludgeoned with a golf club by a five year old T_T it huuuurt.
- My mom and I completely rearranged my kitchen, tidied up my bathroom, and tried to make my room less of a mess. We're going shopping tomorrow for things i need. ("Make a list of things we need to buy, Am." "Okay!" "...if I see Beatles or onions on that list, I swear...." "....D8 Mooooom.")
- My cats were retarded. Oh wait that's every day.
- "CHEEEEEZIES" "I hate Cheezies D8" "AND THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU MARK. THAT'S WHY I HATE YOU."
- "Can someone do my birthday announcement for me?" "....what do I get if I do it for you Loo?" ".....well.....you can have my undying love, Amber. And...and...ASHLEY'S UNBORN CHILD." "....HEY WAIT WHAT NO NOT MY BABY D8"
Now some art, two sort of for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lezbonojutsu because she's a homo( homo homo homo, Courtney has no friends! ♥) and one DEF for corleoned
( And now...art! )
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| Happiness is....South Park? |
[ November 21st, 2009 | 12:28am ] |
Kenny needs a fix 'cause he's going down....
....man I haven't drawn south park in ages.
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| Art Spam |
[ November 20th, 2009 | 11:41pm ] |
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| Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio? |
[ November 20th, 2009 | 9:11pm ] |
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Hotel Room - Regina Spektor |
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♪♫~ If you'd be my body guard, I can be your long lost pal...~♫♪
Making of the Christmas List is offical fail. So far I have "Hard guitar cases, The Totally Useless History of the World, Beatles Triva game (anything Beatles really), MY GAWD DAMN CABANA BOY FFS!!!!!!" I've never been good at making stupid christmas lists!
lezbonojutsu , Mark and I had 'Drunken Thursday' last night, which entailed the three of us getting wasted and playing 'Never have I ever' (Which soon turned into "Never have I ever, except for when I have, and I think I'll drink anyways cause it's fun!") and Mark vomiting twice. Oh, the good times that were had. ("You fell asleep while I was still talking!" "YOU WERE SINGING WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!?!")
OMFG COURTNEY JUST TOLD ME ABOUT BOONDOCK SAINTS 2 HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HEEEEELLL OMG OMG OMG *DOWNLOADS*
Hmm. I should get a Tegaki account, but then I'd have to hunt down my tablet.....>.> So Mark and I went out after Courtney went to school, to the bottle depo (a whole 1.90 in bottles what whaaaaat) and then to Play n' Trade (They wouldn't take my crappy dance pad so Mark and I.....disposed....of it.) and then to the Bank, where I paid bills (TT_TT wry you hate me, RBC, it took like seventy years to get onto your website) and then to KOD for a slice of pizza and to tell Joey how much I miss him rofl ("HOW DO YOU FEEL JOEY?" " D8 you did this to me Amber, you did this." ".........ilu? ♥ ")
♫~I have dreams of orca whales and owls, but I wake up in fear. You will never be my, you will never be me, you will never be my dear dear friend.~♪
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| 'Mom have you ever heard of Sealand?' |
[ November 19th, 2009 | 1:25am ] |
My mother and I have the best convos ever. XD
"Does this mean I'm not getting the hug?" "8|" "..No, then.." says:
*me or you
*mom have you ever heard of Sealand?
I tawt I Taw a puddytat says:
*no what is it?
"Does this mean I'm not getting the hug?" "8|" "..No, then.." says:
*it's the smallest nation in the world!
I tawt I Taw a puddytat says:
*ic
"Does this mean I'm not getting the hug?" "8|" "..No, then.." says:
*It use to be a floating sea base for the UK during one of the world wars, 2 I think, and recently there's been a plate shifting and there's now land underneath the base so it's awesome. It caught on fire. The base. They were selling it. You could become a lord or lady for like, 19 pounds. It had a population of 4
I tawt I Taw a puddytat says:
*cool ask papa to buy it for u....lol
"Does this mean I'm not getting the hug?" "8|" "..No, then.." says:
*I should
*he would. I'm his favorite.
IT WAS A 'THE MORE YOU KNOW' MOMENT AND YOU KNOW IT. XDDDD
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| Wouldn't it be nice... |
[ November 17th, 2009 | 10:10pm ] |
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lezbonojutsu , Mark is NOT a suitable sacrifice to my holy land, damnit.
......for one, he's MARK, what sort of sacrifice is that? XD
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| Success! |
[ November 17th, 2009 | 4:38pm ] |
Ahahaha. Finally, I'm done. I've watched all eleven seasons of M*A*S*H in three days. Victory (and nerdom) is mine!
The last episode made me crrrrry omg Hawkeye why didn't you demand B.J take you home with him honestly. D8 SAD DAYS.
Oooh And I got to chat with Lou for a bit today! I miss Lou. YOU'D BETTER BE THINKING OF MANPOLES AT WORK YOUNG LADY. XD
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[ November 16th, 2009 | 8:31pm ] |
I wish that I were a stronger person. I mean, in general...
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| What |
[ November 16th, 2009 | 1:06am ] |
The last time I looked at a clock, it was like, ten thirty.
What. What happened. When did it become one?
I really hope I'm not like....losing it O.o
It's waaaaaaaay too hot in here, guh. D8
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| If you want to dance with me... |
[ November 15th, 2009 | 12:16am ] |
( You did what with a what now? )
The neat thing is, I don't know if I wanna download something to watch, or if I want to write something to post on Beatleslash, or what I want to do, really. I don't know why I'm in such an angst mood.
Oh wait, that's right, because I ran into my ex who pretty much reminded me that I'm going to be fucking alone forever and I should just kill myself now and end my misery. right. thanks for that, btw, man.
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| The fool on the hill see's the sun going down.... |
[ November 14th, 2009 | 2:57am ] |
....but Italy doesn't WANT to wear pants, Germany. D8
Eventually, everyone will become one with Russia-kun. ﾟ(ﾟ'Д'ﾟ)ﾟ
Ahahaha SO APPARENTLY during the Pacific War America decided it would try to ruin Japan's will to fight by painting Mt. Fuji red, wtf America you fail. They gave up the idea once they realized how much paint that would take. ROFL I DID NOT KNOW BUT THAT SEEMS SOMETHING AMERICA WOULD TOTES DO MAN.
Fail Italy is fail with it's Red Devil gernades, never knowing when they'd explode. FAIL ITALY. GO MAKE ART AND PASTA.
Rofl Sexy Joes. American's were banned from spending their money on British gals when they were stationed there. Tsk tsk
GRANDPA ROME WANTS YOU TO WEAR SKIRTS OKAY.
RUSSIA IS SAD BECAUSE SOME DAYS, YOU JUST CAN'T GET RID OF A SEX BOMB rofl roflrofl ILOVETHESEXBOMB it's the most beautiful moment in figure skating history EVER.
In Soviet Russia, you don't ship characters. Characters....ship YOU!
Italy tags everyone in a drunken fiesta. 8| Damn you, Italy.
IT'LL BE IN F FOR YOU. not Hetalia related; Paul McCartney would just like to remind you. It's in f for you. GET IT RIGHT IT'S FUCKING YESTERDAY IT'S THE BEST SONG EVER JESUS CHRIST MAN.
Love Russia for he is a creepy bastard. And it is always tea-time in the U.K. (it's always tea time in my apartment too, fancy that. my apartment>U.K though because my apartment has my couch.)
France stop being a creepy pedo D8 No wonder Canada avoids you and U.K hates you so much.
jhgsjkdgh every time I read a strip about Latvia I think of grade eleven Miq'maw studies class, the Racism game, and Keegan. "So if Amber is french Canada and Joey is Russia and Chris is France and Stu is Germany, what's Keegan?" "Keegan is Latvia, because in about, oh, three seconds Joey's going to invade him." "...don't finish that sentence, Amber." "...IN THE PANTS." "D8 I HATE YOU GUYS I DON'T WANNA BE LATVIA." "You'll be Latvia and you'll LIKE IT damn you. Now let Russia's territorial invasion begin."
AND SO THE STAR FELL AND HIT ENGLAND IN THE HEAD, AND SO ENGLAND WENT HOME WITH A HEADACHE AND ITALY'S WISH WAS GRANTED rofl rofl rofl oh Germany you should have had a more realistic wish, Italy will never change sir.
Rofl in ww1, the italians and the germans were at a stand point where they were both in trenches, unable to really do anything, so the germans decided to start calling out random common italian names and when they popped up, BAM. Sniped. After a few deaths the Italian's did the same...except when the german's just called back 'who called my name?" the italians popped up calling 'me!" and BAM. Sniped. Oh, Italians. <3 you're presh. Stupid, but presh.
GIVE YOU EVERY THING I'VE GOT FOR A LITTLE PIECE OF MIND. I love this song. Beatle's break.
Greece wants to be a cat. Mrrrrow.
Rofl America and his magical hair iron FTW.
FFFF GUYS. GUYS IF PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING AT YOU THEY'RE YOUR ENEMIES GUUUUYS. IT'S TRUE GUYS ASK SOUTH ITALY.
kdjgk the verb conjugations are retreating!
ALRIGHT STOP FIGHTING ON MY WINAMP BEATLES SHEESH. We all know that Paul is a brat but you don't have to stop my music for it. I CARE NOT IF IT'S IN TWELFTH BAR GEORGE SHUT UP.
i'm just rambling on because I'm bored and my head hurts too much to sleep and my chest is like "what breathing that doesn't happen here."
SHE COMES IN COLORS EVERYWHERE. Just ah, thought you should know that. THANKS FOR THAT UPDATE MICK JAGGER. Actually I really love this song.
and then America befriended a whale because U.K wanted him to befriend Japan to get whaling rights in their water, but America's an idiot apparently. XD WIN
Italy often leaves the house without pants on. Oddly enough, Damian use to do that in high school a lot.....huh.
STOP STRANGLING ME NAKED PLZ D8
ahjdakd Poland is a valley girl lol. I would feel worse for his plight against Russia, but he abused poor Lithuania. D8
1902 was the year England made a friend guys.
tgsfgjskflhj "yes but aren't french men nice?" "wtf france where did you come from." "ENGLAND THAT'S WHAAAAR."
dgfhjsdjhdjsdh Lithuania likes working for America because it has aliens and talking whales. IT'S TRUE MAN.
I'M THE COUNTRY OF PASSION, SPAIN! Nao give me back mah Romano!
Turkey sort of scares me a little bit, with his attempts to take over Asia......poor Spain.
ENGLAND SEES UNICORRRRNS. The moment you think that you want to be part of France's territories, you ARE.
the italian armored division: Old men in shorts. Win.
And on that note, I believe I'll go attempt bed. Hopefully this stabbing pain in my chest goes away D8
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[ November 13th, 2009 | 9:50pm ] |
When John grows up he wants to be a hit recording artist. When Paul grows up, he wants to be loved by everyone (and look like a man). When George grows up he wants to be one with the universe.
when Ringo grows up he wants to be happy!!!
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[ November 7th, 2009 | 10:00pm ] |
Hello Darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again.
god, i'm wasted, and i don't even care any more.
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| Nrrrgh |
[ November 7th, 2009 | 8:22am ] |
omfg kitkat my malk is not yer malk so kindly gtfo, hippy. D8
Soooo do not want work. Omfg no. It's like.....toooo earrrrly for exsisting. D8 Someone else go plz so I can crawl back into bed.
.....OMFG KIT KAT GTFO MY MALK!!!! Damnit COurtney what did I tell you about teaching her dirty habits, She's coming to live with you D8<
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| A Marriage! |
[ November 7th, 2009 | 12:55am ] |
Roscoe: AHEM. DEARLY BELOVED.
Len: *fidgets*
Amber: *Squints at the tank holding Roscoe* Can we hurry this up?
Roscoe: *GLARES* I SAID Dearly beloved. We're gathered here today to join Len and Amber in Marriage.
Amber: AND CAKE.
Roscoe:....and cake.
Len: YAY CAKE!
Roscoe: WILL YOU SHUT UP. *ahrm* Do you, Len, take Amber as your lawfully wedded Ringo?
Len: ...is there waffles involved?
Roscoe:....yes.
Len: AH DO!
Roscoe: Amber....same dealio.
Amber: OMFG YES SHE GAVE ME YOU MY LITTLE OCTOPUS!!!!!!
Roscoe: Then I nao pronounce you Amber nd Len. Len and Amber. Two complete nuts.
Amber: Mmm. Nuts. Can we have reese peanut butter cups?
Len: YES WE CAN.
THE END AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END. Roscoe is my octopus I keep him in my bath tub. XD
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| "And now my life has changed in oh so many ways..." |
[ November 6th, 2009 | 8:59pm ] |
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25 truths about Amber:
1. I hate sleeping alone. Not even in a sexual way; I just hate sleeping alone in a bed. I've always been this way; at sleep overs, when given the choice of floor or bed, I'd always choose sleeping in the bed with my friend. All my friends growing up, they knew how I was, and odds were they would just...cuddle with me. Which was okay by me; I'm a very touchy person. Always have been. Which probably drives my friends crazy when they stay over and sleep in the same bed as me; sorry guys D8
2. I find it incredibly frustrating to play the f chord on guitar. FUCK YOU F CHORD you dirty bastard.
3. Even though I love them, my cats drive me insane. I don't know what it is about any cats I own, but they always end up retarded.
4. I'm a hopeless romantic, even though I don't think anyone will ever fall in love with me.
5. I have an undying love for Joe Anderson. <3
6. I have been keeping a secret from my best friend for almost a year now, and I'll never tell her because it's not worth potentially losing the best friend I've ever had over. *shrugs*
7. I don't...I don't ACTUALLY hate Paul McCartney, guys. Or the song Yesterday. I just say I do to annoy Courtney, and she totally knows it XD
8. ...I've had a bottle of conditioner sitting on my kitchen counter for like, four days now. Huh.
9. I know that in five years, I might not be able to walk any more. But I'm still probably not gunna get the surgery. Fuck that noise.
10. I've been in love with Ringo Starr since I was like....six years old. >.>
11. Every rp character I play turns into a whore. Idky.
12. I didn't sit in a desk my entire senior year of high school, and no one questioned why.
13. I'm still totally pissed that my mom turned Blair and Baby into HUMUNGO-KITTEHS!!!11 D8
14. I still sometimes dream about waking up next to Ashley.
15. I can write stories, but I can not write lyrics...sad days.
16. I never know what to say when people at my work 'fall' for me the first day. Like Kale. What do I say to that? He'd like, 37!
17. No matter how much he denies it, I can still pull the 'but I'm your little sister and you love me!' card on Matt-Real.
18. I really, really hate standing in weddings. I hate weddings in general, and would probably fake my own death to get out of them if I didn't know booze was involved.
19. Today, I bought my very first plunger. Even though two days ago, my bathroom flooded...could have used it then!
20. I need a fix, cause I"m going down. - Never been truer words in my life.
21. I don't care what anyone says, I think Drake Bell is an amazing singer. Suck it.
22. I honestly don't think I'm that attractive. Oh, sure, I have my good looking days, but mostly, I am a very awkward looking person. I know this. I'm alright with it.
23. I one loudly proclaimed I was king of the world while standing at a bus stop. Then a guy beside me asked what bus I was taking, and if it was going to sink. I love Halifax XD
24. I love taking Kaleb for the night because I think he's the only person I spend time with who's attention is fully on me when they're with me. I love him so much, I really do.
25. I've grown to accept that I will probably be single for the rest of my life. I also am considering moving to BC with Jaiys and Bran to raise babies in a weird gay triangle of awesome, because I don't really think anyone would miss me much if I weren't here, really.
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